The New New Math

Math equations as given to me by my six-year-old daughter. I haven’t checked her answers because I’m not familiar with all the formulas, but I’m pretty sure they’re all correct.

bird + bird = robin
caterpillar + caterpillar = egg
200 – butterfly = polka dot
4 minus + butterfly = green
bathing suit – princesses = pretty (I would assume that princesses – bathing suit = embarrassment)
towel + towel = hands
4 x towel = wash
pink x grain = bread
lotion + cream = whipped cream
toothpaste + toothbrush = teeth (duh, even I knew that)
princesses + princesses = pretty
clown + flower = rose
dots + soap = wash
garbage can + tissue = dirty
cup + cat = spill (I had a “Eureka!” moment when I first saw this equation.)
cat x dog = animals
dog + sofa = bad
dentist + doctor = fix
balloon kick + star = clown

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